One thing I’ve learned from posting selfies on tumblr is that there are more chubby chasers on the Internet than there are in real life. And it’s strange because these online chubby chasers are also into the same shows, music, comics, movies, fandoms - whatever that I am but in real life, y’all don’t really exist. Are you guys like undercover or am I stuck in some shitty simulation? I mean the simulation itself is very good because I don’t really think I’m in one but it’s shitty because everything happening in it is shitty. Y’all gotta come out of hiding though, we’ll talk about Harry potter and Deadpool and watch whatever JJ Abrams gets his hands on next, you can also discuss your theory on how the fuck Sherlock faked his fucking death that last episode because I have so many theories and I can’t wait until November, then we can watch some adventure time. Can we get coffee too?